hello im the frog today im here on my lily pad ehe
slurp a fly gnam ate it
roll rooooollllll
papa should be proud of me
vrooom vroooom
ohh papa can be so scary
he is looking me from the above all the time
everytime papa is sad my whole universe collapses
hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure hello television hello window hello chair hello fire extinguisher hello carpet hello grass hello cigarette hello mouse hello mice hello nietche hello beach hello whale hello waves
hello katamari ball
PRINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OMG I cannot fail the king of all Cosmos
What do they do a giraffe and a kettle together?
they roll a katamari
🙄
this house is sooooo messy
full of random things lying around
bless the king of all Cosmos that takes care of all this chaos
YOU HEAR THAT PRINCE?? BLESS ME
NO BLESS ME
NO BLESS ME
hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball hello dust hello microbs hello crown hello corona hello clown hello mine hello mineral hello anti men mine hello gun hello killer hello kinder hello children hello
I'm the SUN, I'm the BOSS, I'm the HOLE of the PANTHEON
aaaaaaah more things more things more things more things
a stample, a tampon, a rat, a frog
ohhh a pile of cardsss let's take them all
I am the prince and I'll restore sassy king's mess, my papa's faults
I feel personally attacked by this katamari ball getting bigger and rounder
It's not like it seems i can explain
hello moon hello earth hello rings of saturn hello orbital elements hello fixed stars hello milky way hello popping stars hello shooting stars hello soundtrack hello marimba hello calimba hello mazinga
ah this is interesting bc the prince never talks.
so then it could be that he's a ventriloque and the katamari speaks for him
ahhh yes he talks through the katamari, wow so meta!
yes like the katamari has one hidden face
sometimes it's autonomous, other times it's the prince
But what consistence has the katamari? is it crunchy or ??
yes crunchy and porous, so it can attract the grainy items on earth like pieces of sauce
ARE WE MAKING A PHILOSOPHICAL CLUB OR WHAT?????
ROOOLLL ROOOOLLLL ROOOOLLLLLLLLLL
nono.
B🤍U🤍T
maybe we can start one
A💥N💥D
I'm probably gonna be rolled up by katamari as I can see it coming here.
ciao.
hello king hello queen hello prince hello
STOPP STOOOOPP DONT YOU ROLL ON US
Vroooooooooooom vroooooooooooooooooom
Papaaaaaaa I cannot control the katamariiiiiii (or maybe I can?)
Oh nooooooooooooooo
Meow I want a philosophical club
Blibli starts a Federici reading group
Katamari Damacy is a videogame designed by Keita Takahashi and published by Namco. The gameplay consists in rolling on objects and accumulating them in order to make a super big katamari.
The more objects you incorporate, the more big the katamari becomes. The objective of each level is to reach a certain size with the katamari.
In the game you are the prince , the son of the king of all Kosmos. The king accidentally destroyed all the stars.
That's why he makes YOU -his son- to work for him and roll katamaris, that are going to replace the stars.