1 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:19,631 You know that feeling when a guy you like 2 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:21,640 sends you a text at two o'clock on a Tuesday night 3 00:00:21,664 --> 00:00:23,551 asking if he can come and find you 4 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:26,016 and you've accidentally made it out like you've just got in yourself. 5 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,216
So you have to get out of bed, drink half a bottle of wine 6 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:31,056 get in the shower, shave everything, dig out some Agent Provocateur business 7 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,309 suspender belt, the whole bit 8
00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:34,237 and wait by the door until the buzzer goes? 9 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,400 And then you open the door to him like you've almost forgotten he's coming over. 10 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:45,395 Oh. Hi. 11
00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,000 Hey. 12 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:50,195 Hey. 13 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,595 Hey. 14
00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,717 And then you get to it immediately. 15 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:07,912 After some pretty standard bouncing 16 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:13,353 you realise he's edging towards your arsehole. 17 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:17,510 But you're drunk and he made the effort to come all the way here. 18 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,915 So you let him. He's thrilled. 1900:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,429 Oh! 20 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,232 I'm so thrilled.
21 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:34,549 And then the next morning you wake to find him fully dressed 22 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:38,559 sat on the side of the bed, gazing at you. 23 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:48,031 He says that... - Last night was incredible. 24 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,151 Which you think is an overstatement. 25 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,271 But then he goes on to say that... 26 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:56,553 It was particularly special because I've never managed to actually... 27 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,753 up the burn with anyone before. 28 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,238 To be fair he does have a large penis. 29 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,351 And although it's always been a fantasy of mine 30 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:09,155 I've never found anyone I could do it with. 31 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,435 And then he touches your hair.32 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,995 And thanks you with a genuine earnest. 33 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,753 Thank you. 34 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,197 It's sort of moving. 35 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,390 Then he kisses you gently... 36 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,758 and then he leaves. 37 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:50,231 And you spend the rest of the day wondering... 38 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,953 do I have a massive arsehole? 39 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,549 Well, um, this doesn't happen very often, does it? 40 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,477- No.41 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,636No, I suppose it's...42 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,751- It's quite rare, yeah. 43 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,514 I hate myself. 44 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,592 Um, are you going to work? 45 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:51,270 Er, no actually... - Okay, um, this is gonna sound crazy 46 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,357 um, but I think that I
should take your number 47 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,720 and I think I should call it 48 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:58,276 and I think I should ask you if you wanna go out for a drink with me. 49 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,154 Um... 50 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,157 Fuck me, you've got a boyfriend. 51 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:06,670 Er, no. Um, no, we broke up quite recently actually. 52 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,792 Oh my God, I'm so sorry, slash really pleased. 53 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,435 Um, how the hell did he manage to fuck that up? 54 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,638 Power rarely gives up without a fight. 55 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:22,829 Particularly in places where there are divisions of tribe, divisions of sect. 56 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,916 We also know that populism can take dangerous turns 57
00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,873 and there will be difficult days along the way. 58 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:36,072 From the extremism of those who would use democracy to deny a minority of rights 59 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,960 to the nationalism that... - What are you doing? 60 00:04:38,984 --> 00:04:40,258 Nothing. 61 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,559
Harry. 62 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,319 I know what you were doing. - I was watching the news. 63 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,318 Really? - Yeah. 64 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,677 Really? - Yeah. 65 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,233 What was he talking about then? 66 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,032 What? 67 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,754 Please, I just need to hear this. What was he talking about? 68 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,514 Iraq. 69 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:14,033 Don't say anything, and please don't stop me leaving. 70 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,669 Please don't! - Okay. - Don't! 71
00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,913 I've really tried to be there for you through this. 72 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,190 You can't say I haven't tried. 73 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,560 Don't say anything. 74 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,750 And please don't contact me 75 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,076 or turn up at my house drunk in your underwear. 76 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:33,838 It won't work this time. - It will. 77 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,116 I'm taking that posh shampoo. 78
00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,914 He was talking about democ...79 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:47,038 Oh, he was just...80 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,750 really kind and supportive with my work. 81 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,440 He'd cook all the time, he'd run baths, hoover. 82 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,391 He'd laugh at all of my jokes. 83 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,034 He was really great with my family and my friends loved him. 84 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,878 Plus he was really fucking affectionate. 85 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,914 Yeah, he sounds like a dickhead. - Yeah. 86 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:12,430 So was that like you can have my number or whatever you... 87 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,994 Yes. Yeah, I guess it's a yes. 88 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,475 Oh my God. Great. Okay. 89 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,397 Put that in there. 90
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And I'll be sure to treat you
like a nasty little bitch.

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Um, that was a joke.

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Oh no, I know, I know.
- Yeah, okay. That was like, oh.

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Okay. Great. Wow.

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I'll buzz you then?

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Okay.
- Okay. Okay.

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I can't stop smiling. Sorry I...

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Oh, okay.

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Thank you for coming in today.

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We really appreciate you considering us
for your small business start-up loan.

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No problem.
- I've read your application form.

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Thank you.
- It <i>was... funny.</i>

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Oh.

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Okay, that wasn't my intention but...

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As you are probably aware

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we haven't had the opportunity
to support many...

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any women-led businesses since the...

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Sexual harassment case.

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The sexual harassment case, yes.

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Are you alright?
- Oh yeah, sorry.

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I just, um, I ran from the
station so I'm just a bit hot.

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But I'm really excited about, um...

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Water?
- Er, no thanks, I'm fine.

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Actually, yeah,
water would be great, if I could...

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Sure.

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There are a couple of details
that we need to iron out

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and one or two bits and pieces
I'm gonna need to see some more on.

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It says in here that you opened
the business with your partner in...

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Okay.

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I'm sorry, that kind of thing
won't get you very far here anymore.

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Oh no, sorry.

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I thought I had a top on underneath.

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Yeah, okay.
- No seriously.

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In this case, genuine accident.

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I can see given our history
why you might think that's...

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No! Seriously I wasn't
trying to. I was hot.

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I take this kind of thing very seriously.

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I'm not trying to shag you!
Look at yourself!

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Okay.

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Please leave.

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On...

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No, you don't understand.
I need this... I need this loan...

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Please just leave.

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Perv!

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Wow!

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My sister.

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She's uptight and beautiful
and probably anorexic

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but clothes look awesome on her so...

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You're almost late.

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Had to do a flash poo in Pret.

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Oh Christ. Did you wash your hands?

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Course not.

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Oh my God! You are disgusting.
Fucking hell.

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Of course I washed my hands.
It's not like a grew up without a mother.

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Heard from dad?

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No.

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Dad's way of coping with
two motherless daughters

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was to buy us tickets to feminist lectures

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start fucking our Godmother
and eventually stop calling.

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You look tired.

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Thanks, I've been sleeping
really well recently.

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Shit.

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I'm wearing the top
that she lost years ago.

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So... this is gonna be tense.

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Do you want to take your coat off?

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- Okay.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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So, any luck with...

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Oh God, can we just have
two seconds without...

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I was going to ask how
it was going with the cafe'.

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I know, I just don't wanna talk about it
yet! - Fine, we won't talk then. - Fine.

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Hair looks nice.
- Oh fuck off.

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The only thing harder than having
to tell your super-high-powered

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perfect, anorexic, rich super-sister
that you've run out of money

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is having to ask her to bail you out.

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I'm just gonna ask her.

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I'm just gonna ask her.

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I'm just gonna ask her.
I'm just gonna come...

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Do you need to borrow money?
- No.

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Can't do it, can't do it,
I can't do it. Can't do it.

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Your business is good then?

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Yeah. It's good. It's really good.
It's really, really good.

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Yeah, it's really good.

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Sounds like it's really good.

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It is.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Can I get you anything?

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No thanks, I'm good.

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Are you sure I can't
get you anything at all?

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Is Harry helping?
Er, we broke up.

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What?! Again?

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Mmm. If you see him,
I'm a wreck, okay?

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God, just don't get drunk and
scream through his letterbox again.

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Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence.

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Don't get drunk and
shit in your sink again.

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When are you gonna
stop bringing that up?

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When you do something better!

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I have two degrees, a husband
and a Burberry coat.

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You shat in a sink!

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- Oh. Hi. Thank you. Hi.
- Oh, no problem.

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Nothing is ever going to be better.

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I swear there are pants
that give you thrush.

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What are yours made from?

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I dunno.

195
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I need to get sexy pants.

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I hate my body, I hate my body,
I hate my body, I hate my body.

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Fucking last minute bastard trendy parties,
why do we do it to ourselves.

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Oh my God, definitely not.
That does nothing for you. I hate that.

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What?

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These are my clothes, Boo,
I've been wearing these all day.

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Oh God.

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Were you wearing your coat?
- Yes.

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But...

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Well, nothing here looked nice so I just
thought I'd wear what I was wearing anyway.

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Are you joking?

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Are you joking?

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Yes.

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Oh my God! Why didn't you tell me!
- It's really not that bad! I love you!

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I've gotta get a whole new outfit now!

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I'll buy you pants, I'll buy you sexy
pants! - I've been so many places today!

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I'll buy you sexy pants!
- Fuck off!

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I'm sorry! I think it's a lovely dress!
- Get out of here!

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Oh, I mean, you really shouldn't
wear such cheap materials.

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They don't let your fanny breathe.

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I know.

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Thank you so much for coming
to Women Speak

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opening women's mouths since 1998.

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Before we begin,
I would like to ask you a question.

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I don't know about you,
but I need some reassurance.

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So I pose the question
to the women in this room today.

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Please raise your hands

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if you would trade
five years of your life

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for the so-called perfect body.

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We are bad feminists.

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I want my top back.
- Okay.

226
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Won't you get cold?
- No, I've got really hairy nipples.

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What?

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Oh!
- Fuck!

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Fuck!
- What was that?!

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Jesus!
- A fucking hug!

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Well, why the fuck did you do that?

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It was terrifying. Never do that again!

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I was just trying to...

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Are you okay?
- Yeah.

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Do you wanna go for a drink or...?
- No, I've got plans.

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Okay, fine. Sure, see you next time
'Women Speak' then.

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Do you wanna go for a drink?

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And my sister blows glass.
She has done for a long time.

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What was I saying,
I've never like been in a fight.

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Well, I've been in a fight. Never been
punched in the face, you know what I mean?

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I've been punched in the leg and someone
once threw some punch in my face.

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So my colours this season
are sort of brown mainly

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but like, you know,
I wouldn't say no to a maroon.

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I wouldn't like jump down the throat of
someone wearing something blue

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it's just not for me.

246
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So, I'm gonna go for a waz.

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- Yep, okay.

248
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Same again? While I'm up.
Or perhaps like a little cocky-tail?

249
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Or like a nice shot?

250
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Oh, yeah, or we could
just go back to mine.

251
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Wow. Um, thanks.

252
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:50,115
Er, I've actually got work, er, tomorrow,
but, um, another drink here?

253
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Or we could just go back to yours.
- Gotta be up really early so...

254
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Well, let's get you a cab in the morning.
- That's ridiculous. I can't...

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- Okay, what the fuck is your problem?

256
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Oh, um, nothing.

257
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I, um, I like you.

258
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Okay, you're a dick.

259
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,154
What's going on?

260
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You're pathetic.

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Wait!
- Oh, don't follow me.

262
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Oh. I wasn't.

263
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You dropped this.

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Um...

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Hey.

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Come on.

267
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Are you okay?

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Are you okay?

269
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Sad face.

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I'm fine.

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Oh.

272
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,354
You're such a lovely man.

273
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,040
Okay.
- Thank you.

274
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,791
Stay there, stay there, you okay?

275
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,834
Okay. Hey. Hey.

276
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,120
Do you wanna come home with me?

277
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,959
What?! No way!

278
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,792
You naughty boy.

279
00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:02,072
Uh!
- Ooh. the a cone. Boo-boo.

280
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:05,954
♪ Another lunch break, another abortion!

281
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,118
♪ Another piece of cake, another two...

282
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:14,280
♪ Fucking 20 cigarettes...
and we're happy!

283
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:20,396
♪ So happy to be modern women! <i> ♪</i>

284
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,558
Hey, come here.

285
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,756
Let's never ask anyone for anything.
They don't get it.

286
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,710
Deal.
- Deal.

287
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,949
Fuck it.

288
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,150
♪ Do, do, doup doup! <i> ♪</i>

289
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,438
This is totally fine.

290
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:44,670
Hello? Open! Look.

291
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,711
Alright, Dad?

292
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,477
What's going on?

293
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,034
Oh, I'm absolutely fine.

294
00:19:58,840 --> 00:19:59,989
Okay.

295
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,956
I just, er...

296
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,594
Yeah?

297
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,233
Ah, it's nothing.

298
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,069
It doesn't... it's...

299
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,354
You know it's nearly
two o'clock in the morning.

300
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,314
Okay.

301
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,031
Yeah, okay. Um,
I'm don't wanna, I'm gonna...

302
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,553
It was...

303
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,034
Oh fuck it...

304
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:31,995
I have a horrible feeling that I'm
a greedy, perverted, selfish

305
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:36,830
apathetic, cynical, depraved,
morally bankrupt woman

306
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,474
who can't even call herself a feminist.

307
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,997
Well, um...

308
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,153
you get all that from your mother.

309
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,838
Good one.

310
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,474
Er, I'm gonna call you a cab, darling

311
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,629
and, um, please don't go upstairs.

312
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,869
To be fair she's not
an evil stepmother.

313
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,196
She's just a cunt.

314
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,349
Hi.

315
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,954
Darling, I thought that must be you.
Everything alright?

316
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,389
Yeah, I just thought I'd swing by.

317
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,431
Oh, how lovely. Lucky us.

318
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,915
Oh don't worry,
Dad's already booking me a taxi.

319
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,749
What you doin'?

320
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,234
Oh, painting.

321
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:14,910
I find the night time's very peaceful...

322
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,270
Usually.

323
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,797
Oh, warming up.

324
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,920
Look, I know it's not really my place,
but are you okay?

325
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,315
Everyone's been really worried.
- Poor fucker.

326
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:37,311
Yes, she's actually an expression of how
women are subtle warriors, strong at heart.

327
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,920
You know, we don't have to use
muscular force to get what we want

328
00:22:39,944 --> 00:22:43,699
we just use our...
- Tits. - innate femininity.

329
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,519
Tits don't get you anywhere
these days. Trust me.

330
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,591
It's very valuable actually.

331
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,597
How much?
- Thousands.

332
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,438
Whoa. Can I have it?

333
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,959
- No.

334
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,958
What's that?

335
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,913
Oh, um, my self-portrait.

336
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,029
Oh.

337
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,916
- Right, it's here.
- Oh, er, I think I can hear your dad.

338
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,312
Cab's here!

339
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,589
Thanks.

340
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,835
Ah, nice of him.

341
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,232
Okay. Bye.
- Bye.

342
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:41,831
Um, please look after yourself.
You really do look ghastly, darling.

343
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,397
Oh, a café, eh?

344
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,669
Yeah.

345
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,757
On your own?

346
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,394
Er, kind of.

347
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,236
Kind of? Go on.

348
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,193
- It's quite a funny story actually.

349
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,278
On no, that's good,
it'll keep me going. Shoot.

350
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,917
I opened the cafe with my friend, Boo.

351
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,712
Cute name.
- Yeah.

352
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,592
Yeah, she's dead now.

353
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,756
She accidentally killed herself.

354
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,713
It wasn't her intention
but it wasn't a total accident.

355
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,273
She didn't actually think she'd die

356
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,711
she just found out that her
boyfriend fucked someone else

357
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,320
and wanted to punish him
by ending up in hospital

358
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,590
and not letting him visit her for a bit.

359
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,154
She decided to walk
into a busy cycle lane

360
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,352
wanting to get tangled in a bike,
break a finger maybe.

361
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,994
But as it turns out bikes go fast
and flip you into the road.

362
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,998
Three people died,
she was such a dick.

363
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,196
So yeah. Kind of on my own.